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Monday, September 17, 2007

It's possible..?

One of our problems eventually is going to be a shortage of money.. and a shortage of food. I estimate this will happen in about 3 months or a little less if we don't work at all. Joel and I agreed that we would all shrivel to bone and flesh with the exception of Brendan due to him eating all of our food while the rest of us are intoxicated. His swollen, meaty fingers would shovel anything edible into his gaping pit of a mouth yet still careful not to spill on the Nikes. A thick, rich sauce would roll from one chin to the next before the fabric of his shirt would finally end it. Anyway, I think this trip could eventually lead to a Darwinist attitude towards hunger. The picture is a concept of what this might look like if Brendan was doing well in the struggle.

3 comments:

Nate said...

Yeah, he will probably steal your pizza and then lock himself in the bathroom and eat it all.

Glenn said...

hahaha I threw that in the original post and then I took it out

Adam said...

holy shit...This post and mine were posted at the same exact time. I am GLENN!!