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Friday, November 2, 2007

Bush Jumping

This started in Biarritz, but there were a lot of pictures on that last post, so I figured I'd split it up and make a post about this.

The title explains it pretty well. We find some nicely groomed bushes with a lot of leaves that look very inviting, and we jump into them. The usual technique for jumping into bushes is running full speed at the bushes then jumping with a 180 degree turn on the x axis and a 90 degree turn on the y axis so that you land on your back on the soft mattress of spikes. However, there is also the usual front flip which results in your ass being penetrated by multiple shafts upon impact.

This is super fun, but it causes a lot of scratches, rips, and loss of personal property, which sucks. I lost mp3 player and I just ripped my new sweatshirt.

I know I'm a dumbass, but whatever.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Any alcohol relations to bush jumping? It might help both function and fun.

Unknown said...

Worth it!

Darren said...

Sounds like fun.

Clayton Wang said...

when i lived in cali there were these bushes everywhere called Heaven Walk bushes because they were so dense that you could walk on top of them without sinking in more than a few inches. pretty sweet. looks like you guys had a lot of fun. adam looks slightly intoxicated and im sure all of you were somewhat to be doing the flips. for some reason i cant picture brendan doing this. did he participate much?

brendan said...

I did not participate at all.

Clayton Wang said...

haha i didnt think so...you're a king

Anonymous said...

Adam is the cutest boy ever. Has he been sexually assulted yet? By bushes or otherwise?

Glenn said...

Bushes and many many other things

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a pro sport in the making.

Deadhorse said...

Adam is so happy

MamaKelly said...

my favorite part of this post, "...your ass being penetrated by multiple shafts..." You have such a way with words joel.