I am not one to write much. So here's the abridged version of what happened. Glenn somehow convinced one of the interns at school to go go-karting with us at this big ass mall not too far from where we work. So we (Glenn, Brock and Myself) took the bus to where we were going to meet Sophie and her friend Mercedes(not a car, a human). We found them and got in the car, in which I had to hunch over or possibly suffer neck injuries if we hit a bump. We decicded not to do the go-karting cause we are a bunch of cheap bastards. Instead we went bowling. It was fun, but I suck ass at that sport. The shoes just aren't fly. After Glenn narrowly beat Brock by two points, we left ate some dope food then went to go to some bars. We tried to go to some pubs, but they were creepy old man bars where I guess old men hang out to talk about how old they are. We then went to a playground. It was a rocket ship. I liked it. We saw a traveler kind of guy with his large backpack on the same bus as us and he got off at the same stop as us. No one gets off at our stop. He threw up his giant hood which made him look like the bad guy from "Last Action Hero". He was kinda following us from a distance so I deemed him "The Night Ripper" and I thought he was going to murder us and wear my face as a mask. A very handsome mask. When we got home Brendan told us that we were having company over thanks to the couch surfing web site. As it turns out "The Night Ripper" was actually the company and his name is Dingo. He has been travelling Europe for around 2 and a half years. He is from Australia and he does fire spinning and street performing to earn money. He is rad. He called Brock an asshole. Thats about it.... DIngo is still here and we get to hear some awesome stories.
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Dingo is awesome and bowling shoes are dangerously fly. I should have beat glenn but instead i bowled through my legs on the last frame and guttered it, everybody knew i should have won except for glenn. All in all it was a good night.
-Brock
p.s. Dingo is a geezer pleaser
Why the fuck doesn't the US have sweet ass toys like that?! fuck...and brendan, you look hag. shave that shit.
So, let me get this straight. You're in spain, right?
Shut the fuck up kelly. Brendan that shit is fly, keep it up. Dingo looks like Ponze with a shaved head and on drugs.
brendan please don't shave it. i know you don't give a shit, but that comes from the bottom of my heart. glenn...fuck you and your shitty cardigan that you way too much...i love you, but what the fuck? by the way, when i saw the photo of Dingo, I pictured the crowning scene of Knocked Up.
i left out the word wear. so...........glenn...fuck you and your shitty cardigan that you wear way too much...loves still
I say change the vote from "who will return home first?" to "Should brendan shave his face?"
1. yes
2. no
3. Trim it a little
4. Shave the salami, not the face
5. Only shave with a chainsaw
I vote number 3. oh, and your face will never have as much hair as my legs.
fuck you sam....eat my ass raw. raw! he should never shave it...or trim it like a little bitch...hes a king......(sam...i love you)
my vote is...#1. yes, although the chainsaw option was pretty tempting...
I love creepy old man bars. Adam and Glenn the Ten Ten was the shit was it not? And it was a creepy old man bar? ha ha Love you boys.
As it stands, there are no plans to shave it. A vote may be considered at some point though. Nate, I absolutely agree with you that Dingo looks incredibly similar to young Ponce.
To Autry: I won, you lost. I am the best.
To Clayton: Somehow, I have no idea how, but every picture somehow captures me wearing that. That is however the first time I have worn it in over a month and a half.
To Sam: I vote # 2 but your legs are gross.
To Autry again: That bar was the shit, canada was the shit.
Did Dingo let the dogs out in the chess game? Hoo Hoo.
Dingo looks rad. I like Brock's picture of him with the stolen box. I think there needs to be a sixth option on the vote... 6. Keep the stash shave the rest
Loves.
Guys, I dunno if I should be going to El Escorial and Segovia or spend free time in Madrid. I have to do one or the other. If I do spend free time in Madrid, will we be able to meet?
I don't even care that PAX is seven months away. The fact that the pre-registration is up makes me giddier then any school boy could ever be.
http://www.pennyarcadeexpo.com/
For those of you not in the know.
Dingo attempted to let the dogs out in the chess game but I took care of em Mike Vick style.
Joel where the hell are you? Haven´t seen you on messenger once.
Will, I have never been to El Escorial but Segovia is fairly sick with the aquaduct(gigantic) and the castle(decent). However Madrid does have a couple ballin´ museums that you need to go to.
PAX OMG.
Let me get this straight. You ask some girls to ride go-karts, but don't have enough money so you take them bowling. No wonder you went home on the bus with a homeless Australian dude.
I vote for brendan to dread his beard.. and maybe put some red yellow and green beads in it.
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