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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Those are Cocoa

So we were in Norway, but that isn't important.

What is important is what I found there. This.



What the hell is going on? I assume we are behind the candy curve over here and I want to know why I wasn't informed of this shocking development. Surely you people knew of this bastardization. I understand that you were probably just as traumatized as I am right now, but after the smoke and the rubble cleared someone should have called me. Is some sort of candy revolution getting underway? Do they have chocolate in with the peanut butter too now? How is Willy Wonka doing in the primaries? Fuck you guys for not telling me about this.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

photo by: Brock. First!

Anonymous said...

He is trailing behind Obama, but ahead of McCain. It's not really a candy revolution, more of an uprising. Though it's not just limited to candy. http://www.fistofblog.com/?p=6487

MamaKelly said...

i've never seen chocolate skittles either...i'm just as shocked and upset. what the fuck is going on? did they taste like ass?

Anonymous said...

i haven't seen these! if i wanted chocolate i sure as hell wouldnt buy skittles though.. what are they thinking?

Clayton Wang said...

they are probably thinking strictly genius thoughts...they are fucking delicious. last...

MamaKelly said...

i actually tried some today and they are quite disgusting. clayton, i hate to disagree but, you are mistaken, these skittles are comparable to when you get a handful of nasty jelly bellies.

Clayton Wang said...

kelly...i have never tried them...thank you for the inquiry though

i have heard this quoted about them though..."Chocolate skittles are like Fear Factor in a bag."

if anybody can please think of a worse quote...please endulge

brendan said...

2 Candies One Bag.

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